
// random banner 
function doBanner(){
	fact = new Array
	
	fact[1]="<img src=\"img/banner_sub_01.jpg\" width=\"566\" height=\"146\" />"
	fact[2]="<img src=\"img/banner_sub_02.jpg\" width=\"566\" height=\"146\" />"
	fact[3]="<img src=\"img/banner_sub_03.jpg\" width=\"566\" height=\"146\" />"
	fact[4]="<img src=\"img/banner_sub_04.jpg\" width=\"566\" height=\"146\" />"
	
	random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*3)+1))
	
	document.write(fact[random_num]);
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// random quote/testimonial 
function doRandom(){
	// to add new facts, simply follow the existing structure - eg: fact[x]="quick fact"
	// each fact should be on a single line.
	// if a fact includes a " it will be required to put a backslash \ in front of it, otherwise it will give an error.
	// if a fact is added and/or removed, it will be required to update the equation random_num below.
	fact = new Array
	fact[1]="<h3>Fan Mail</h3><p>\"I've seen it five times. In fact, most of the friends I went with the first time have gone back to see it two or three times.\"</p><p><em>Marigold W.</em> - Vancouver, BC</p><p><a href=\"testimonials.html\">more testimonials...</a></p>"
	fact[2]="<h3>Fan Mail</h3><p>\"It's a magical blend of J.J. McColl's journalistic and dramatic background.  I loved it! I went with my wife and a large group of women from the church. Almost all of them have been back to see it three and four times!\"</p><p><em>Don M.</em> - North Vancouver, BC</p><p><a href=\"testimonials.html\">more testimonials...</a></p>"
	fact[3]="<h3>Fan Mail</h3><p>\"It's a show that's so funny, and poignant, too, that one minute the audience is roaring with laughter and then a minute later reaching for their Kleenex.  And so many memorable songs! J.J. McColl has written a HIT!\"</p><p><em>Babs G.</em> - Vancouver, BC</p><p><a href=\"testimonials.html\">more testimonials...</a></p>"
	fact[4]="<h3>Fan Mail</h3><p>\"As a man it gave me much laughter, as well as food for thought.\"</p><p><em>Victor M.</em> - Lions Bay, BC</p><p><a href=\"testimonials.html\">more testimonials...</a></p>"
	fact[5]="<h3>Fan Mail</h3><p>\"I haven't laughed so much for years and my husband almost fell off his chair laughing.\"</p><p><em>Gyorda S.</em> - Vancouver, BC</p><p><a href=\"testimonials.html\">more testimonials...</a></p>"
	fact[6]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MENOPOSITIVE! A ROLLER COASTER RIDE</strong> - MENOPOSITIVE! The Musical is a roller coaster ride of laughter and tears, moments of reflection and genuine friendship.\"</p><p><strong>Gertrude Trainor</strong><br /><em>THE JOURNAL</em><br />August 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[7]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>TAKING A CHANCE</strong> - It is a wonderful combination of gut-splitting humour. There are spots where people were hanging on to themselves because they were laughing so hard or crying heartrending tears.\"<br /><br />\"With its wonderful, strong writing, it's like a female Hamlet - witty, funny and poignant.\"</p><p><strong>Carolyn Drake</strong><br /><em>The Guardian</em><br />September 2001</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[8]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I SCREAMED.</strong>\"</p><p><strong>Catherine Rowland</strong><br /><em>The Examiner</em><br />July 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[9]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MUSICAL LAUGHS AT MIDDLE AGE</strong> - Like modern-day witches brewing a cauldron of trouble, the four 50-something actresses in MENOPOSITIVE! The Musical, really stirred up the pot and their audience on Thursday evening. The most giggles were bestowed on a quasi-Christian support group for women feeling the menopausal crunch, which turns into a frenzy of chair humping hilarity.\"</p><p><strong>Jude Campbell</strong><br /><em>The Okanagan Saturday</em><br />November 1999</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[10]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>UNLIKELY TOPIC MAKES FOR A WINNING MUSICAL</strong> - The musical is a celebration of the beauty, resourcefulness and powerful place middle-age women have in our world. Playwright J.J. McColl has certainly created a winner in taking a topic as uninviting as a menopause and turning it inside out, producing a fresh, funny and flirtatiously delightful product. It's exactly the way it should be-menopositive.\"</p><p><strong>Kate Skye</strong><br /><em>Trail Times</em><br />August 1999</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[11]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MUSICAL SPOOF GENERATES LAUGHS</strong> - From the moment she comes barging on stage pushing a vacuum cleaner, Ann Warn Pegg commands the stage. She makes the Hungarian widow a lusty, comic tornado as if she's channelling the late Ethel Merman.\"</p><p><strong>Louis B. Hobson</strong><br /><em>Calgary Sun</em><br />March 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[12]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>ANGE-THOLOGY</strong> - J.J. McColl's brilliant script portrays four women in their mid-50's who tackle the menopausal meaning of life. The result is two hours of gut-wrenching comedy with some tender, thought-provoking moments and the zany performances.\"</p><p><strong>Ange Frymire</strong><br /><em>The Voice</em><br />April 1998</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[13]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>POSITIVELY HILARIOUS</strong> - Not only men think about it all the time. So do menopausal women. In the hilarious MENOPOSITIVE! The Musical, women of 'a certain age' straddle a saddle, ride a chair and curse out loud.\"<br /><br />\"Anyone with inhibitions about seeing a musical about menopause should give their head a shake and see this amazing performance.\"</p><p><strong>Deborah Creatura</strong><br /><em>The Observer</em><br />May 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[14]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MENOPOSITIVE! A RICH EXPERIENCE</strong> - Who knew menopause could be so entertaining? J.J. McColl did when she penned MENOPOSITIVE! The Musical, her witty, funny, touching story of four middle-aged women who get together for the first time in years to stage a play for their high school reunion. They go through a roller-coaster-like ride as they rediscover each other and themselves. It's a ride that makes the audience laugh and cry.\"</p><p><strong>Tom McCoag</strong><br /><em>The Chronicle Herald</em><br />July 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[15]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE</strong> - A menopause musical is being done with a difference at Victoria Playhouse in Petrolia. Even if you're not one of the sisterhood, you know someone - your mother, your wife, you sister, you aunt - who is.\"</p><p><strong>Sandra Coulson</strong><br /><em>The London Free Press</em><br />May 2003</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[16]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MENOPOSITIVE! IS POSITIVELY HILARIOUS</strong> - MENOPOSITIVE! The Musical, is positively one of the best and funniest productions the Victoria Playhouse has ever staged. It's a shame it will only be here a few more nights, so do try to get out to see it. You won't be disappointed.\"</p><p><strong>Darlene Shea</strong><br /><em>The Journal-Pioneer</em><br />September 2001</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	fact[17]="<h3>Press Review</h3><p>\"<strong>MENOPOSITIVE! AGES NICELY</strong> - Newspaper headlines may trumpet an imminent cure for menopause, but until that flash-free day arrives women can console themselves with a hearty set of laughs about their change of life.\"</p><p><strong>Peter Birnie</strong><br /><em>The Vancouver Sun</em><br />September 1999</p><p><a href=\"press.html\">more reviews...</a></p>"
	
	// in the code below, the number that is being multiplied should be one less than the number of facts in the list above.
	random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*16)+1))
	
	document.write(fact[random_num]);
}